A man once said "I think you're fantastic" as he apologetically patted my knee and we silently lamented the fact th…
When you agree on a hot-button issue.
plays synth-heavy art-pop songs that you'll find yourself dancing to almost immediately after hitting play. http…
that office mate who says hello to everyone but you
: You should go to
right now. I appreciate that they’re using their platform to tell the truth.
Just thought, "if I die before my clothes finish drying, I hope someone takes care of them..." RIP, everyone. It's been fun!
i smell the mail man
Rainy days w/ Caty 🐱
love these remixes!
im on the other end of the office but i think my boss just said "his dick.. I hate it". i doubt my ears only becaus…
If you couldn't see my feet you wouldn't know if I'd just stepped in dog shit or if I was wearing high heels. I'm that good.
me on election day 2016/me on election day 2017
"were i you...."
when you wake up and the world didn't end while you were asleep
: IT CAME, IT FINALLY CAME! Thanks
. It sounds amazing.
buffalo ranch stuffed crust