Admittedly I’ve been drinking, but autocorrect changed YOLO-ing to yolking in my conversation with
Might get an honor roll student bumper sticker. You know, living out the childhood dreams I never achieved.
J’ai etudie francais pour sept ans et je ne parle pas francais
Welcome to the dark side, bb
I decided to make jalapeño margaritas from scratch. My entire body is covered in lime juice, there’s tequila all ov…
I’m not body or how i choose to destroy it
Here I am tearing up on the F train platform to
again. I’m always 💯% on-brand.
: It’s a
kind of Friday
White Claw but make it trashy - with a hint of blue razz
I was in the nurse’s office with the rest of the Hot Hot Heat fans.
I’m not entirely sure Taylor Swift didn’t write The Archer about me. Just saying.
Please tell me what you think of the basically teen white girl moving to Syria
Oh my god shots fired
Everyone looks so happy
I aspire to be your grandmother
You must put on something by Beulah!
Every season is fuck boi fall thanks to climate change!
Hot Girl Summer is one thing but Average Chick Autumn is going to be my season!
: If you’re reading this and you’re thinking that the ICE raid in Mississippi was justified because the 680 men and women…
Suddenly, I have seasonal depression.