Art is none of my business. Paraphrasing
If you don’t wanna be made fun of, become a cop so you can be the bully. If that blows up on your dick.…
better or worse than fletcher throwing a cheeseburger at you?
I don't think we know. We need to find some youths, Cory.
Called my plug to say “I didn’t know the word plug meant weed dealer til my best friend used it in a sentence and n…
Tip of the hat. I owe you a beer
like, AT the show? that's great.
I don't believe he stole the unofficial name of every single lawrence arms show ever.
: I turn 49 in 26 days. All I want for my bday is for you to listen to the new
Don't want you to buy any…
: [dick measuring contest] Opponent (who is a show off): [pulls out his entire huge penis] Me (humble): [only pulls out e…
: ICE Agent Terrified After Becoming Separated From Team During Immigrant Raid
Pretty cool how we have special seasonal lanterns to jack-o to and we collectively decided they should look like faces laughing at us.
: Have a “Shitty Margarita” and enjoy
's new song about drinking bad tequila on the toilet.
neil is a holographic amalgamation of all chris's and my dreams, fears and desires.
Oh my goodness
when they bury us together can this be on the headstone?
: Baby Alpacas are the cutest 😍